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Jokes - hvis folk har en lang dag på arbejdet
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A minister was opening his mail one morning and.
Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope
he found written on it only one word: "FOOL".

The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many
people who have written letters and forgot to
sign their name.

"But this week I received a letter from someone
who signed his name and had forgotten to write
a letter."
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Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?
Son: Why?

Father: So you could earn some money.
Son: Why?

Father: So you could put some money in a bank
and earn interest.
Son: Why?

Father: So that when you're old you can use the
money in your bank account ...and you
would never have to work again.

Son: I'm not working now.
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

When i was 18 I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now, I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with big tits.
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A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about
the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study
for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar." he replies.

"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but
what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to
live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will
provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such
as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies,
"God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support
children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the
father questions, the young idealist insists that God will
provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father
answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is
he thinks I'm God."
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Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered none of the boys had
bothered to bring a gift. After the meal, the waiter brought the check and none offered to pay even a part of it. As they were leaving, the old man drew them aside.

"You're all grown men," he said, "and old enough to hear this. Your mother and I have never been legally married."

"What?" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to say we're all bastards?"

"Yes," snapped the old man, "and cheap ones, too!"
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